Happy Birthday
Bob: Hello, Barbara.
Barbara: Hello, Bob. It's my birthday today.
Bob: Oh, yes. Your birthday! Happy birthday, Barbara!
Barbara: Thanks, Bob. Somebody gave me this blouse for my birthday.
Bob: What a beautiful blouse! It's got brown and blue butterflies on it.
Barbara: And big black buttons.
Bob: Did Ruby buy it for you?
Barbara: Yes. And my brother gave we a hairbrush and a book about baby birds.
Bob: I didn't remember your birthday, Barbara, I'm terribly sorry.
Barbara: Well, you can buy me a big bottle of perfume, Bob!
Bob: I've got a better idea. We'll get into a cab and go to a pub, and I'll buy you a bottle of beer!
3. Brandy in the Baby's Bottle!
{Telephone rings.) Bob: Bob Batterby.
В a b s: Oh Bob, this is Babs. I'm baby-sitting for Betty and my brother Bill. I'm sorry to bother you but...
Bob: What's the trouble? No problem's too big when Bob's on the job!
В a b s: Oh stop being stupid. Bob. It's baby. I put her on the balcony on a blanket with a biscuit to bite on and I think a bit of biscuit... She can't breathe.
Bob: Bang her on the back, between the shoulder blades.
В a b s: I've banged her till she's black and blue.
Bob: Try putting a bit of brandy in her bottle.
В a b s: Brandy in the baby's bottle! Oh Bob!
Bob: Sorry, Babs. Sounds bad. I'd better bicycle over. Be with you before you can say "bread and butter".
Babs: Bless you, Bob. Bye-bye. Be quick.
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